snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

ravenzoe:

I just got on a bus and sat next to a guy and went “nice man bun” and pointed at his hair and he laughed really hard and went “well shucks” which is totally what a man-bun kinda guy would say

rockxxoutxxright:

fayedaniels:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “loosing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.

vasqwar:

I’m good at writing cards for people I like.

vasqwar:

I’m good at writing cards for people I like.

"saving bros, hunting bros, the bro buisness"

— dean brochester (via deanisanactualprincess)
midnight-bleue:

THANK U

midnight-bleue:

THANK U